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Americans for Cloning Elvis
If scientists can clone sheep, why not put the technology to work on a project to benefit all of humanity? Add your name to the online petition and check the progress of the effort to clone the King.

Biology of Snack Cakes
Life on earth is divided into three basic groups: plants, animals and snack cakes. Plenty of boring books and articles have been written about the first two groups; this treatise explores the third -- its evolution, biochemistry, feeding and reproduction.

Christians for the Cloning of Jesus
Irreverent spoof proposes using DNA samples from the Shroud of Turin to hasten the second coming, and explains the benefits of multiple cloning to provide a copy of Jesus to everyone who wants one.

Clone Humor
Scientists and philosophers have only just begun to scratch the surface of the technical and ethical implications of cloning. Here are unanswered moral and practical questions that add an entirely new perspective to the debate.

Clone, Inc.
This deadpan spoof looks just like a corporate promo page with its featured clone of the month, comparison of clones and droids, ask-the-doctor feature and advertisement for clone spare parts.

Clone-All
Advertising human cloning at unbeatable prices and a special deal on drone clones, this company offers a good deal on Dennis Rodman for less than $600, 000. Sandra Bullock, Bill Gates and Michael Jordan cost over a million.

Clones-R-Us
Claiming unbeatable prices, fast delivery and guaranteed quality, Clones-R-Us offers a cloning FAQ, testimonials, price list and online ordering. Read about their recent licensing agreements and special offers.

 

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Dissect-A-Biologist
Animal rights activists have all but ended the practice of laboratory dissections, so this page provides an interactive dissection of a biologist. Choose from four specimens, select the anesthesia or no-anesthesia option, and view the component parts.

Gene-Tek Laboratories
Clever spoof apes the Web page design of real biotech company Genentech. Find a corporate history, details of Gene-Tek's pioneering research in the field of genetically engineered human beings and product information.

Statistical Genetics Humor Page
To prove the theorem that all statistical geneticists are not humorless nerds, this page offers proof in the form of genetics cartoons, quotations and random humor links.

Top 15 Potential Problems with Cloning Humans
From the rec.humor.funny newsgroup, this countdown list zeroes in on the difficulties associated with cloning high-profile figures such as Bill Gates, Jesse Helms, Cindy Crawford and Rush Limbaugh.

Wildlife Biology Jokes Page, The
Polar bears, vultures, vampire bats and moles all provide subjects for these biology jokes, but humans don't escape the comedic roundup. Discover what happens during open season on biologists and the cheapest brain for a transplant.

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